Yesterday I gave you the history of sex, briefly, and today I offer a test so that you can find out what your sex IQ is.
So let’s get crackin’ on the test. Answers are at the bottom of the page – but no looking until you answer all the questions!
1) The sex lives of our prehistoric ancestors were likely similar to the –
a) Monogamous penguins
b) Promiscuous, no-commitment bonobo chimpanzees
c) Polygamist, harem-loving gorillas
2) Women in ancient Egypt prevented pregnancy with –
a) Plugs made of crocodile droppings
b) Drinks of lemon, milk and ground water lily
c) Offerings to the fertility goddess
3) Proportionally and compared to other primates, human males have –
a) Tiny genitalia
b) Massive genitalia
c) About average
4) Based on artifacts and cave paintings, Ice Age women were likely –
a) Submissive and dragged around by their hair
b) To have sex only to make babies
c) To enjoy sex as much as their male mates
5) In 2005, the average first time for US girls occurred at the age of –
a)14
b) 17
c) 20
6) Known aphrodisiacs of the food world include –
a) Chocolate, oysters and spicy foods
b) Oysters, strawberries and turkey
c) Chocolate, figs and zucchini
7) That females have a weaker sex drive than men is –
a) A physical fact
b) A cultural misconception
c) A rumor started in the 1950s
8) The most common sexual problem among men is –
a) Erectile dysfunction
b) Wanting too much
c) Premature ejaculation
9) It is a common misconception that pregnancy can occur –
a) Without male orgasm
b) Without a stork involved
c) From oral sex
10) Whether put to use or not, males produce about –
a) 100 million sperm every day
b) 500 million sperm every year
c) 300 million sperm every day
Now, you can check how you did. If you got:
8-10 correct, you’re a genius
5-7 correct, you’re an intemediate
4-6 correct, you’re a work in progress
1-3 correct, you’re in need of some education
0 correct, oh boy!
Answers 1-b, 2-a, 3-b, 4-c, 5-b, 6-a, 7-b, 8-c, 9-a, 10-c