Ah, Elvis. You were the King. At one time you were so young and nimble and moved with such grace and agility. You shook those hips and moved in ways that could make young girls swoon.
But what happened? Towards the end of your life everything you once were vanished, leaving you a shell and a parody of who you once were. You were bloated and addicted to drugs. You lived your life in a drug-addled haze.
You lived the dream and everyone worshiped you. But obviously, something was missing.
And now, 32 years after your death, the truth can be told.
You sneered at yoga.
Yes, you sneered at everything, but even more specifically you gave the raised lip to yoga.
If only you stuck with it, it could have changed your life. You could have been healthier, happier, and even more importantly to your legions of fans, still alive.
And you could have become Yogi Elvis, the guru of country and western, rockabilly, yoga loving fans everywhere.
And you would have been an inspiration to all those yearning to live a Low Density Lifestyle.
But instead, you got sucked into a High Density Lifestyle.
And all because you refused to take yoga seriously. You had your chance, but you walked out the door when yoga beckoned.
If you don’t believe me, watch the above video and see for yourself.